I am sure I have people laughing at me

We all have done it. We have witnessed some crazy behavior and posted it on Facebook, Twitter or gossiped about it. Well folks, I wouldn't be surprised if I have been the person people are talking about. Some of my crazy new habits include:

• Carrying around a can of Lysol at the gym and soaking every piece of gym equipment before I use it. I even wait the recommended one minute before I wipe it down. Anyone want to become my gym partner? 
• Refusing to use anyone's pen. When needing to sign something I will dig around my purse to find my pen even if it takes a long time. Those who know me know how much crap I carry around. 
• Before looking at a restaurant menu, I wipe it down with a wet wipe. Not confident those ever get cleaned. 
• Those wet wipes sure come in handy cleaning anything on the table I may use...ketchup, utensils, salt/pepper shakers.
• When walking up to a door, if there are people around me I wait back so they can touch the door handle and keep the door open for me. I bet they think I am lazy but saves me from door handle germs. 

You may think I am crazy but I am just protecting my immunocompromised self during cold and flu season!